So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
This is my gift to your gina
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
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