Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
My ass is underappreciated
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize