I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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