No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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