so that wasnt chicken after all
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
4 words: hood of his car
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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