Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Randomize
