So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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