I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
You ate ashes out of my bong
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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