I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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