That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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