Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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