dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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