I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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