Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
It's never too late to be topless.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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