I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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