Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
my liver is dry heaving
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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