shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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