dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
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