btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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