lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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