What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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