just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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