The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
