So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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