Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
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