seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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