my room smells like sperm. sweet.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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