i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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