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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
My bed is full of blood and feathers
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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