some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
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