Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
operation harelip BJ is a go
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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