Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
honey bunches of taint.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
this must be what syphilis tastes like
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
Randomize
