Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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