i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
