the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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