just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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