real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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