In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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