dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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