I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
She's not a foreskin expert like you
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
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