just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
We had to coat check the pizza.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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