We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Randomize