yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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