Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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