You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
It's blow job season.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Randomize