does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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