That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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