I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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