Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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