I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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