we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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