Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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