I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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