i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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