break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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