"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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