i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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