Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
she smelled like a LAN party
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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